watson. i'm holmes.
26 August 2014 @ 11:02 PM
tags:
#discworld

kiss-my-aspergers:

cosmictuesdays:

witchylana:

unbuttonedinawood:

pasiphile:

fructosebat:

swanjolras:

when i find myself in times of trouble

terry pratchett comes to me

whispering sam vimes once arrested a motherfucking dragon

you are capable of literally anything

Sam Vimes once arrested two opposing armies to end a war.

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Sam Vimes fought an ancient mind-controlling spirit and won. Sam Vimes killed a werewolf with his bare hands. Sam Vimes happily wears the awful lumpy itchy socks his wife knits him. Sam Vimes causes traffic jams in order to be home in time to read his baby a bedtime story. Sam Vimes fought at the barricades— twice. Sam Vimes waited until his interviewee had left and then put his coat over his head so no one could hear him laughing hysterically at her silly name. Sam Vimes is my hero.

Sam Vimes overcame a crippling alcohol dependency. Sam Vimes examines and confronts his internal prejudices. Sam Vimes lived in poverty because he was giving his salary to the widows and orphans of fellow officers. Sam Vimes cleaned up a corrupt police force and made it inclusive of the different ethnicities in his city.

Sam Vimes is my hero too.

He turned to leave, then seemed to have a thought. “Sergeant Dorfl!” he said, turning back. “D’you think you’ll believe in gods now?”

Every eye in the Watch House turned to the golem sergeant. “Not Gods, Yet.” said Sergeant Dorfl. “But Always Sam Vimes.”

- Mister Vimes’d Go Spare

do it for the vimes

1 day ago via like-gossamer (originally swanjolras)
26 August 2014 @ 11:00 PM

star-loser:

Jessica is so cold

1 day ago via krusca (originally star-loser)
26 August 2014 @ 11:00 PM

(Source: walkingdixon)

1 day ago via mechromanced (originally walkingdixon)
26 August 2014 @ 10:58 PM
tags:
#style

nativemenmag:

Photography by Eli Secody [Native Men’s Magazine]. Models; Alssyia Hover, Kiela Bird, Trina Secody, Nirvana Anulekha and Nasheen Sleuth, wearing JG Indie Couture and Accessories by A.L. Couture (April Ledford), Hair by Rock You Pretty (Tecia Jackson) and Makeup by W3LL People Cosmetics.

(Source: nativemenmag.com)

1 day ago via racialicious (originally nativemenmag)
26 August 2014 @ 10:53 PM
tags:
#elementary

season 2 gag reel

(Source: wdya)

1 day ago via iadler (originally wdya)
26 August 2014 @ 10:49 PM
tags:
#cinderella

Cinderella (1997) - Brandy (Cinderella), Paolo Montalban (Prince Christopher), Whoopi Goldberg (Queen Constantina), and Victor Garber (King Maximillian)

Cinderella (1997) - Brandy (Cinderella), Paolo Montalban (Prince Christopher), Whoopi Goldberg (Queen Constantina), and Victor Garber (King Maximillian)

(Source: latinagamer)

1 day ago via iadler (originally latinagamer)
26 August 2014 @ 10:49 PM

riverclans:

snarftheconquerer:

It hurts. Hearing a cute voice say such foul things. It makes me sad.. If you want make to me sad be a girl and swear..

shut the fuck up

(Source: christtheconquerer)

1 day ago via stereobone (originally christtheconquerer)
26 August 2014 @ 9:21 AM

nikolasdraperivey:

CINEMATIC MILES MORALES COSPLAY

Yo! My name is Nikolas A. Draper-Ivey…This is cosplay as Cinematic Miles Morales: The Ultimate Spider Man. This suit was made by 
Jesse Covington ( Writer and Costume Designer) and sewn by Sasha Williams ( Fashion Major graduate). Photos were taken by Pierre BL Brevard I specifically would like to thank Marvel Comics Artist Sara Pichelli for designing this character. I’m also very excited to see Olivier Coipel's work on Spider-Verse!

(Full shoot will be shot in New York itself just in time for NYCC)

2 days ago via krusca (originally nikolasdraperivey)
26 August 2014 @ 9:13 AM

Dascha Polanco attends the 66th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards held at Nokia Theatre L.A. Live on August 25, 2014 in Los Angeles, California.

(Source: lizgillies)

2 days ago via mechromanced (originally lizgillies)
26 August 2014 @ 9:12 AM
tags:
#style

quaintrelle-style:

I really love the hakama over kimono look, especially with lace-up boots <3

2 days ago via trinkets-and-finery (originally quaintrelle-style)